Trumpfic: Hyphen

Trump Sept 2029 tweet about Adam Schiff's nickname

In the first of an aspirational series of short stories about Donald Trump, a White House communications aide sneers at Trump’s punctuation. He and his girlfriend try to understand why MAGAheads resent elites, and find they are playing out the answer even as they talk about it.

‘Rudy, remember to dust the chair rungs this week, wouldja, hon?’

Norman Lear, Maude, Jeffersons, All in the Family, Sisters in Law

“It’s too bad Norman Lear isn’t still alive, because he could be inspired to create a new TV show that would be a mashup of All in the Family, Maude and The Jeffersons. As part of the damages award Moss and Freeman get Rudy’s million dollar apartment in Manhattan. Because Rudy’s broke, he has to work as their maid to pay off the rest of the damages.”